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submitted 4 months ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 4 months ago

CrowdStrikes again

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I mean, this is satire, right?

[-] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago

Yeah I just think they missed a great pun opportunity for the title lol

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 38 points 4 months ago

company offers $1 Candy Crush lives as compensation for the compensation failure.

Beautiful

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024

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