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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

Saw this on the back of a motorcycle today

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The Jesus Fish is the icing on the cake.

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

The cocaine on the hooker

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

No excuse for bad moral decisions like a religion that will forgive you for a 10% tithing.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 24 points 3 months ago

This is how JD Vance became a couch fucker.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Dammit, I was gonna say "is cocaine the name of JD Vance's couch?"

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Guys guys guys, you got it all wrong

Fuck Whiskey

Snort Hookers

Shoot Cocaine

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago

I feel like snort whiskey is the most dangerous of these 3 activities

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago

I imagine the hookers would disagree

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Wasn’t considering it from the hooker’s point of view.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Breathing liquid is indeed dangerous

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Choking hazard, dangerous indeed

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 11 points 2 months ago

That's one large motorcycle

[-] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 2 months ago

Imagine a big, comfy recliner. Now imagine it having two wheels and an engine.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 2 months ago

Dear god, a 20 litre fuel tank on a motorcycle

That's almost half of my Mazda Miata at 45 litres

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yea it’s a Goldwing which are enormous and made for long trips

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 months ago

Log trips, in straight lines, with sealed roads.

Back in the day I have done many long trips across deserts, would never recommended a Goldwing. Pefered my KTM 640, long range fuel tanks and even that was a struggle in heavy sand.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

in straight lines

You say that, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hmCcD79qAk

Most of the top competitors for this sort of thing are cops, mind you, but they do often ride Goldwings.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Standard goldwing rider

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The good ol' Republican gospel. Forgive us our sins as we condemn those who sin against tradition or those who aren't rich and white. Thou shalt not murder, unless you're a police officer and it's a black guy in a car. Love the Donald your GOP with all your heart, without your mind, without your soul, and with all your strength. And love your neighbour less than yourself, especially if they're an immigrant, in which case, hate as much as you can (unless they're your parents or wife, of course, none of this should inconvenience you in any way, that would be crazy).

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