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[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago

Tomboy/femboy orc got me acting strange

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 months ago

EVERY orc had my friends first character acting strange.

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 months ago

old man noises

Back in my day orcs were savage monsters and we had to settle for playing half-orcs!

[-] DistractedDev@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Where do you think the half-orcs came from?

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

The mommy half-orc and the daddy half-orc, duh.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Savagely raped one another

But it was okay since they were into it.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 27 points 2 months ago

I reposted this over to !rpgmemes@ttrpg.network along with a text transcription for accessibility, should anyone need it.

[-] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago
[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago
[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This is just a goblin with extra steps.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

We have come full circle to Tolkien canon approved.

Plus or minus some femboys, but based on his love of elven twinks he might have been down.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Given the height, I'd say some 10 steps over a goblin

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

goblin put through a taffy stretcher

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago

They're putting shit in the water to turn the fucking orcs gay

[-] hswolf@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Orc? I ain't seeing no muscles there, a femboy goblin at best

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

D&d is owned by a company that has dumped all of it's creative workers, there are a lot of games that won't be full of AI slop that you can play.

Edit: and you can still have your twink orcs

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

I will seduce the dragon!

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

The goblins in dungeonborne or dark and darker look stronger than this halfwit

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

Nooooooooo, I want all my orcs to be dommy mommies with a powerful build :(

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

You're stuck with goliaths now bub.

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