252
Marriage material (lemmy.world)
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Even though I’ve worked in childcare almost all my life, I never really understood how having a child of my own would seriously increase my upper body strength. It looks like I lift weights all day cause I basically do.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

This is where dad strength comes from.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, am parent.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I have a thing for moms since my wife had a couple kids and has developed those strong arms/shoulders and definition.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The trick is the smile, showing he's happy with what he has and who he is compared to the sad fit man.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 2 months ago

Who needs a six-pack when you can have a mini-keg.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 2 months ago

If that's what girls like, why do I get more dick than pussy? 🤔

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Doesn't matter; had sex

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago

Because furries are overwhelmingly dudes.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago
[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

So, all I need is a stroller and I'll get babes?

[-] fluckx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

And a smile. You gotta smile

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
252 points (95.7% liked)

Funny

6720 readers
6 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS