Even though I’ve worked in childcare almost all my life, I never really understood how having a child of my own would seriously increase my upper body strength. It looks like I lift weights all day cause I basically do.
This is where dad strength comes from.
Can confirm, am parent.
I have a thing for moms since my wife had a couple kids and has developed those strong arms/shoulders and definition.
The trick is the smile, showing he's happy with what he has and who he is compared to the sad fit man.
Who needs a six-pack when you can have a mini-keg.
If that's what girls like, why do I get more dick than pussy? 🤔
Doesn't matter; had sex
Because furries are overwhelmingly dudes.
"harass"?
So, all I need is a stroller and I'll get babes?
And a smile. You gotta smile
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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