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[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

maybe a flamethrower

For the swift shave...

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

The what now?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Search "flame clipping udders"

[-] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 11 months ago

Bidet? or Bidon't?

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 10 points 11 months ago

It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

A pressure washer would be more effective.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

my dad worked at a paint shop in the 80's and a new guy tried to take a drink from the commercial pressure washer on his first (and last) day. He survived but needed a lot of facial surgery. You would assume anyone would immediately see that it's not a good idea but nope!

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Cool!

[-] lesnout27@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

The design is very human.

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Adapt Overcome Improvise

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

[-] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.

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