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[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower

[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

maybe a flamethrower

For the swift shave...

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

The what now?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Search "flame clipping udders"

[-] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 3 months ago

Bidet? or Bidon't?

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 10 points 3 months ago

It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago

For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

A pressure washer would be more effective.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

my dad worked at a paint shop in the 80's and a new guy tried to take a drink from the commercial pressure washer on his first (and last) day. He survived but needed a lot of facial surgery. You would assume anyone would immediately see that it's not a good idea but nope!

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

You made me puke in my mouth a little bit

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Cool!

[-] lesnout27@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

The design is very human.

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Adapt Overcome Improvise

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?

[-] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.

this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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