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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...
(lemmy.today)
I squinted at the baseball, wondering why it kept getting bigger
.
.
Then it hit me
I spent all day trying to make a custard as bright as the sun....
... and then it set.
I snorted.
Take your upvote dad
I hope it was(n't) cocaine...
Dad-bum-tsh
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