As a former cashier (grocery store not walmart admittedly, but I doubt things are that different), I dont think weird uses for the items are the way to go, the cashier is barely even going to notice or care what you're buying. what I bring to freak out the cashier, are some item that needs ID to buy, some big heavy item with the barcode removed so that it will take a bunch of lifting and turning in a hopeless effort to find it before someone eventually has to go find another one and bring it over, and a propane refill if walmart does those (at my grocery store the process to go find a full one was a pain, especially in the winter since they were outside). Further, I try to buy these items with the help of a ton of expired and unexpired coupons mixed together, several gift cards, and a stubborn half-deaf old person who wont take no for an answer.

I'm going with the classic:

Pringles can

Gloves

Sponge

Webcam, cactus and KY

How to end up on a watchlist:

Pressure cooker, nails, prepaid phone

Kid's backpack, kid's lunchbox, and a gun.

The back to school in America special.

Gun, bleach, get well card.

Mop, wire coat hanger, pregnancy test.

KY

inside out glove

couch

bleach, ammonia based cleaner, mixing container.

uh oh, accidental chloramine gas bomb

reminder people, do NOT mix bleach with ammonia based cleaners to "speed up cleaning". youll accidentally speed up life

I'm good at this

Alligator clamps
Belt
Laxatives

Shipping boxes
Meat cleaver
Adult diapers

Birth control
Bucket
Bleach

Night vision goggles
Fingerless gloves
Bubble bath

Massager
Leather boots
Farady cage EMP bag

Zip ties
Meat grinder
Swim goggles

Funnel
Butt lifting suit
Rope

Prescription strength deodorant
Dog crate
Sorry for your loss card

Wooden cross
Ammo
Jock strap

Okay, actually it's just a script I wrote.

The easy-way-to-end-up-with-a-police-visit classic:

1. Plan B pill

2. Giant "9" balloon

3. Vodka.

I once bought 50 cans of butane. That caused a stir. Managers got involved, I was asked a whole bunch of questions about what I was doing, it was annoying.

Oh yeah, also had a similar experience with spray paint.

Gun, ammunition, balaclava

I think some of you have never been to Walmart and give the employees way too much credit in the intelligence department

Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

Sodium Hydroxide, hacksaw, large trash can

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

Chlorine, ammonia and a large plastic tub

Rope, duck tape, and a tarp.

Shovel, biodegradable garbage bags and zip ties.

Toaster, bathtub plug, pop tarts

I’m very disappointed. I couldn’t find any cardboard tubes at my local Walmart.

Anyway:

1. Cardboard tube, at least 3” in diameter
2. Gerbil food
3. Candlesticks

Small plastic bags, rubber bands and viagra. (does Walmart sell viagra?)

"The 100 piece puzzles were too hard..."

Apples, razor blades, carmel

A gallon of blood, tampons, and a Popsicle kit.

Screws, hammer, sledgehammer