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[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I find it very funny that at the core of the anglo psyche is a very strong self loathing of their own germanic origins.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Have you seen all the shit the people of my Germanic origins have done? I'll distance myself from that as much as humanly possible thank you very much

[-] flan@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

Have you ever heard someone speaking dutch? it's like silly english.

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Whenever I hear dutch I have a brief moment where I think I'm having an aneurysm and am no longer able to recognise my own language. Then I realise it's just dutch.

I was once visiting a dutch friend and I was having a Skype chat with some family in Denmark. After the chat my dutch friends goes "ghk hgk ghk. That's what you guys sound like." He thought it was very funny until I reminded him that he spoke dutch.

[-] danisth@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[-] Egon@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I knew it would be the kamelåså video. If we're talking about scandinavian language funny videos I'm much more into øresunds-visan or Osten skal svømme!

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[-] huf@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

the spelling looks like a 5 year old's attempt at spelling german by ear

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

That's basically what the language is I guess?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

oh yeah, it's basically a historical accident that dutch isnt just another low german dialect

[-] booty@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

Honkbal yes of course real sports are our specialty here in nederland

[-] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

we hebben een serieus probleem

[-] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Yeah fuck it ill just call it honkeyball from now on.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 3 months ago

Yes, but also Honkbal is very fitting name for that game.

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Johannes Vonk and the Clogheads wrote a song about it:

https://youtu.be/bfAEty_YZYQ

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Norwegian rather than Dutch, but there's a grocery store chain called MENY that's advertising its single bananas with a sign that reads "SINGEL MEN LIKE GOD" — meaning "single but just as good"

I was also at the library the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder how a monolingual anglophone would react to the section signs looking like

CW homophobic slur←FАG — FАG→ — ←FАG — FАG→ — ←FАG — FАG BARN→

In other words "nonfiction" and "nonfiction, children"

And I apologize to our screenreader using comrades for any inconvenience that may have come from replacing Latin A with Cyrillic A, I was just worried that the slur filter would censor the word.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Pls don't send me to the barn

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

What, don't you want to see the eighteen naked cowboys in the showers?

[-] booty@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

... ok slide me the address but keep it on the down low ya feel me?

[-] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Lmao what Dutch sounds like to English ears is what English sounds like to everybody else. Glass houses and all that

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You talk a lot of shit for someone speaking english. Goofy ahh language

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago
[-] Shelena@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago

Ik snap de grap niet

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Geef me een klap papa

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Wait until you hear about Afrikaans...

[-] YuccaMan@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I've got a buddy who spent some time in southern Africa, and his Afrikaans impression always cracks me up. He says Afrikaaner men especially sound like angry vikings talking with mouthfuls of shit

[-] Greenleaf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Wompty dompty dom

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