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We rule free water (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by yokonzo@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 145 points 2 months ago
[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's sad because I know exactly what you're talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

I think it's fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it's not a negative.

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shrimps is bugs forever

[-] flames5123@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[-] tuxtey@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

It's not sad or great, it's ridiculous. There's never been a third toot.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I'm Aaron Mankhe, and this... Is Lore.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

you are impacting my performance!

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.

[-] anonymous111@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

3x toots? That didn't happen.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It's not going to happen.

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[-] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 142 points 2 months ago
[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Stand back, fellas, I'm lactose intolerant. I got this.

[-] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Fart free water is a major L

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 2 months ago
[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Common fart-free water W

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago

If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

That’s defo a W(in)

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.

[-] acetanilide@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 42 points 2 months ago

"We fart free water"

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago
    W
   FA
   RT
 FREE
WATER
[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn't.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh I love eating out at W FART. They've got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.

Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.

[-] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

s p a r k l i n g

[-] braxy29@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

We fart free water? Good to know.

[-] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Read strictly left to right, this says water, free fart water.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

WATER FREE RT FA W

[-] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

F A R T W A T E R

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is why conceptualizing and planning is so important in design lmao

You could have the greatest idea in the world, and all people will see is FART.

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