I don't think either of these would be very fun for the woman they're attached to...

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

They're fucked.

If you have kids or pets, or just have a tendency to be a clumsy person yourself, then glossy is much better from a practical standpoint. So much easier to clean with less risk of rubbing the paint off the wall. To be fair, I don't have much of an eye for style so it suits me just fine.

That's grammatically correct in the neck of the woods I grew up.

As someone who has never tried Linux, this meme has done more to make me want to give it a try than anything else Linux users have thrown at me so far. The fox is very convincing. I might step into the back of an unmarked van if it asked me to.

Whenever I see "cishet" I pronounce it in my head "sishay", like how one pronounces sachet. Makes being cishet sound pretty fabulous.

Almost as common as this comment.

The second photo was taken a split second before he was bounced into the stratosphere.

Illinoizis

Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn't quite line up as I had imagined and I'm too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.

American problems require American solutions...