I hope he trips and stubbed his toe hard on a coffee table every morning when he wakes up. May he suffer as he makes other suffer, stepping on lego pieces.
May others show him each day the same compassion he has shown for others.
And hopefully while stubbing his toe he manages to bruise and deform all his fancy boots.
I hope he stubs his toe after he accidentally cuts his toenails too short... Painfully too short, to the point of bleeding, and he also sprouts a new hemorrhoid because of eating too much pudding with his fingers and not getting enough fiber. Also, maybe a paper cut.
paper cut on the corners of his mouth..and the under his nose, and op of his ear, and between his toes, and the ol taint!
I will allow it.
DeSantis candidates still had 6 wins, 3 of which face runoffs. Florididians please vote for a good education for your children and your neighbors children. Political stunts do not belong in school
Flordididymus
Damn bro, hoping for better news when I read those first 3 words.
That "str..." got me too.
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Stop posting links to NewsWeek
Couldn't happen to a better guy.
Literally everything that occurs ever happens to a better guy.
Even things that happen to Trump?
They take turns.
It's almost like the people he's governing don't like those policies.
What? Some of them actually made it in? SMH Florida...
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