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Black Myth Wukong epically calling out the Brits (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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There's someone called the Lingji monk in the game and he's headless; apparently he's headless because the head of the real statue of the Lingji monk is in the British museum.

EDIT: I looked up the video of his character on youtube and Chinese people are making jokes such as 'he learned English in the British museum', lol

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Lol fuck the Brits we need to assemble a coalition of the willing to strip the British Museum to the floor boards then cut the roof of the building so god can see the shameful poverty of all Britain's beautiful things. God will look down at the treasures of the British, those beautiful floor boards, laid with care, and his laughter will flatten the mountains.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

then cut the roof of the building

The building is really beautiful though I have hangups about this.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

We can ship the cool parts to Greece and use it to repair the Parthenon.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You could legitimately detach this from the front of the building and you wouldn't recognise it anymore because the rest of the building viewed from other sides is a totally unmemorable box

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

With all beautiful pieces of british architecture used for evil (this, buckingham palace, etc) I always have the same solution: turn them into permanent residences for refugees

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Ah yes... Turn it into a block of flats.......... You gotta be joking?

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Well no you could put grocers and laundries and stuff in there, too. It doesn't have to be just flats, we support mixed light commercial zoning here!

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Eh.... Waste of amazing architecture. It should remain a cultural zone for anyone to be able to visit.

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

It'll become a row of rich peoples condos anyway once the Brits choke down their next couple waves of austerity and the museum goes bankrupt.

The artifacts will stay of course as part of the condos.

[-] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

know that my policies come only from contempt for the british and nothing else, the british do not deserve sites of so called cultural heritage, when the heritage of britain is imperialist murder, one of if not the most evil countries to ever exist

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Even the floorboards tell a story. Britain used to be covered with old growth, beautiful forests that held sacred significance to celts and local people.

Colonization and the hunger for conquest meant that these would be cut down for lumber and shipmaking.

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

a Oceans style movie but its about returning stolen artifacts

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I thought the rona and stuff was supposed to decrease your posting power thonk

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

This is me at one percent of my power. My master (the dog from that Wishbone show from the 90s) placed me under and oath that I would never reveal my true abilities unless like, idk, Galactus shows up or I need to convince the utilities company to waive the reconnection fee after my water gets shut off.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

you will like this

https://www.gq.com/story/the-great-chinese-art-heist

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