It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"

Sounds like a character in Star Wars.

Sounds like a star wars character.

Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance

God who looks at the mirror and sees that and still thinks "Yeah I can talk to women."

I'm homely, but god damn.

He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨

“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”

Look I'll name my kotor characters what I want and you can't do anything about it

Whatever drug he was dealing should be called 'he who first smelt it'.

That's 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄

He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.

Vanished like a fart in the wind

I wish his name was Richard...

whoever smelt it, dealt it.