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Give me treats (hexbear.net)

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Here, have another mature fiction story that's totally subversive and isn't about sunshine and rainbows. It is for grown-ass adults because it has lots of murderfucking and everyone left alive after a few episodes is a smirking insufferable asshole. Society can not improve somewhat, and the main antagonist after a while is some idiot that thinks otherwise. The plot has huge vague promises of payoffs but it will self-destruct into last-second asspulls because the entire thing bit off more than it can chew.

If you don't like it, you're a baby that wants to consume treats meant for babies. smuglord

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

You said give you treats, so I decided to go vanilla. owl-wink

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Hey ive seen this one a million times seen-this-one

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I know. Sweet, sweet vanilla. kirby-wave

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

YIMYUM 🍬bird-screm-2

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Eat the bugs treatbrain karen pmc owl

[-] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In the heart of the night, the owl, now grotesquely human-sized and covered in filth, stands amidst the undergrowth. Its feathers, once a symbol of silent grace, are matted with dirt and grime, a creature that has long abandoned any notion of dignity. As it gnaws on its treat, the spectacle is almost tragic—an owl, wise and wild, reduced to this bedraggled state.

But then, from the depths of the darkness, another figure approaches: Joseph Stalin, clad in his iron uniform, a steel chair clenched in his hands. His expression is one of grim resolve, as if this strange encounter is yet another chapter in his endless quest for workers domination of the means of production. Without a word, he advances, the chair gleaming ominously in the pale moonlight.

With a swift, merciless motion, Stalin brings the chair down upon the filthy owl. The impact reverberates through the night, a clash that seems both absurd and inevitable. The owl, stunned, its feathers scattering like the remnants of forgotten dreams, struggles to regain its footing. Its eyes, dull and weary, lock onto Stalin's—a moment of inexplicable connection between a dictator and a creature mired in filth.

And then, as if realizing the futility of it all, they both retreat. The owl, bedraggled and broken, slinks back into the shadows, its treat left behind in the dirt. Stalin, with a final, inscrutable glance, fades into the darkness. The forest, uncaring, swallows them both in its relentless, indifferent night.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

did... did Stalin just hit me with a steel chair?

bird-screm-2 stalin-spoon stalin-gun-2

[-] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

you should suplex him

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Okay here's my copy of iron man the first iron man

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Where are your manners? What happened to please and thank you?

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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