dark souls i'm pretty fucked

chess was the last game i played...i think id do fine. the last real game i played was the newest forza horizon game like 6 months ago...id also do fine lol

Splatoon 3 is also the last game I have played. I would be fucked, because I would die of a heart attack after losing a X rank battle.

Diablo 3 ... fuck.

Guess I'm playing cards in the tavern with Thrall and Uther!

Cthulhu: Death May Die. So I'll probably go insane while killing cultists and whatever unspeakable horror is waiting this time. Should be a good time.

I have three lives, death match to the end. I think it would be never ending battles if I won. Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Black Mesa /// I’m F’d.

Farming simulator. So yea, pretty much the same as my daily life now

Uh, technically the last game I played is this 2D puzzle: https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/rect.html

So, with a bit of imagination:

I run for my life as walls and whole rooms shoot out of the ground in random locations.
But run where? There's a perimeter wall in all directions.
Eventually, I get trapped in a hallway. '5' it says on the floor. I can spot a '2' at the other end, before another wall slides up in front of it. The lights turn off.

A few more echos can be heard, before the lights flicker and a speaker drones "Completed!".

The lights turn back on, the walls and the '5' disappear.
A '3' reveals itself underneath my feet, and a '6’ right next to me. A wall shoots up between. What the hell do these numbers mean? And who operates this sick game?

Minetest, backrooms test. I would not die, but being alone in the world, and walking monotoneous corridors would quickly destroy my sanity.

Hearts of iron 4, yerrrrp it's over.

Borderlands. Yeah probably kinda screwed.

Fallout 4 ... So pretty screwed

Brick breaker.

totk

on an Emulator

Not sure if that makes it worse or better.

Oh geez, I'd be in Silent Hill 1's Midwich Elementary School. I'm gonna have to fight the kids and roaches and the lizard boss to get out.

Hades II

Death to Chronos!

GTAV online - I would totally end up being screwed with all of the mayhem in the public lobbies. I told my wife I think we'd probably be an unseen NPC homebodies never setting foot outside and ordering from the Pizza place. :)

If it was the GTAV Story mode, I think I'd be much better off and be part of the beach groups as I love the ocean IRL.

Caveblazers

I'd be dead quickly.

I am currently playing Armored Core 6. IDK if that would be cool or scary... Do I have an AC? 🤔

Bad... Dark. Bleak. Lonely.

CoD MW III. I deleted it a few days ago…

Hoplite or Chess, I'd be so fucked 😅

Tarkov, I don't like my odds

No no no, I'd rather not be a three dimensional human in the world of Paper Mario. Bro turns into airplanes and boats. If they fold me like that, I'm in for a painful and uncharacteristic death in that game.

Sable. I’d be good with it. Seems like a decent place to live. The jet bikes are rad and doing some sand fishing seems relaxing.

DayZ

Running zombies? Yeah that's a wrap.

Core keeper, not too bad if I stay near the core and chill

Deep rock galactic, there's no way I'm not getting eaten

I'd be just fine. Perhaps I'll respawn once or twice but at least I'll have fun

I'd have to learn how to appreciate body hair, as well as get better at dart tossing. Could be worse.

War on the Sea

Considering I'm a programmer with the physical characteristics of spaghetti, I'd be really screwed if I ended up on a USN vessel in WW2.

Ace Combat 7, which has an A-10 that can somehow achieve supersonic speeds and 40 UGBs... really depends on how many ground targets there are compared to air targets, as it's not the most maneuverable.