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[-] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a pretty shit security feature. I wonder if it would keep the door open if I were to print a photo of the owner and wear it like a mask.

[-] pipes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Or lock me out when I just had an accident in the yard

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 28 points 2 months ago

Couldn't you just, y'know....fucking lock the door when you leave the house?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

When carrying your keys with you is somehow a hard thing to do.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Today I learned that for some people taking a pill is a hard thing to do, so I'm not going to be surprised by anything at this point

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

the NESTification of our world and our neighbors is a worrying trend

[-] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Some annoying neighbor kids keep ringing our doorbell and running away. I’m hoping getting one of these will stop all the ding dong ditching :/

I hate needing to buy one though. It doesn’t feel good

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just disconnect your doorbell. You can take the cover off of it, the wires are right there.

[-] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I do like this idea! Cheap too!

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah but the enjoyment of the young hooligans... They'll just resort to TP!

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

This is the way. Nothing happening is boring, so they go do some other mischief.

Just Why is a doorbell fuse switch not mandatory?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

What if you want a doorbell for, you know, if someone wanted to ring it to let you know they are at your door or something

[-] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

If they can't text me I don't want to deal with them.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[-] chillbo_baggins@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY

GLORY TO YOU… AND YOUR HOUSE SECURITY SYSTEM

come on man it was right there lol

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

The Duras home automation system is working exactly as designed.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

This is not your doorbell. It's run by nest.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

The real question is, where can I get that T-shirt?

[-] data1701d@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago

Next day: there's a mek'leth jammed where your doorbell used to be.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago

Ring Doorbell: "There is no glory here! Go away!"

[-] Kabutor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

I get the reference of the post title, just rewatched Lower Decks :D

[-] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 points 2 months ago

Dishonor on your AI!

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2024
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