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[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Coach, this one’s a little painful even for the Onion

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Australia had the same problem with rabbit populations over a hundred years ago.

Since they have guns everywhere, why don't they just announce a national culling if they are so against pregnant women?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sure, battered women sounds delicious, but it’s still technically illegal.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

That's a great idea. Let's call it , ohh I don't know, "The Purge!"

this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024

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