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submitted 3 months ago by Ashen44@lemmy.ca to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

hold the bar, ȩ̸̛̛̪͖͈͔̗͉̟͉͖̙̙̮̺̹͚̿̿̋̐̉̅͘x̷̨̧͚̝̖̝͑̏̈́͌̀̏̑̇̽̈́̂̈̚͝p̴̡̨̖̦̰͕̭͊̆̃̓̽̒̂é̵͉̜͓̣͍̥̮̻̄̌̉͆̑̉͆̊͋̊̀͠͠r̶̭͎̳̫̥̯̜͙̤̻̬̦͇̅̏͂̎̏͗̓̃͛̀̽͜͜͠͝ͅi̶̢̦̳͍̣̺̭̋̂͗ĕ̵̡̫̻͓͉̳͖͖͕̗͎̜͜ͅͅn̵̘̞̩̆̔͗̆̂̊̀̍̍c̷̼̥̦͉͙̋͒̆̂̚ë̴̳̚ ̵̨͔̘̳̲̜̟̈̄̾̅͊̇̿͂͌́́͠͠t̶̜̻̤̜͓̥͍̭́̈́̊̃ḩ̴͎̭̦͖̼̭̻̦͚͓̌̀̏̾̾̎̊͐̃̐͜ͅe̴̡̛̯̬̙̟̗̰̮̘͍̘̓̏͐̉̑̊͌̊͛͋̏ ̵̛̹̤̯͈̖̊͊̓̑̉͌̂̓̉̇̑͝ͅv̵̦̭̞͓̖̖͔̬͔͈̼̰̱̦͔̈́̀͜o̸̧̧͙̫̘̭̪̙̝̳͍̰̖̪̲̿̔̿͑̆̾̎̆͑̃ỉ̷̩͙͉͒̈́ͅd̴̡̥̗͇͍̲̻̱͕̎̍̽̏̍͐̅͗̑̐͌̕, profit?

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[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 38 points 3 months ago
  1. Hold candy bar in hand

  2. Contemplate the dark void in your soul that this sweet treat will never fill

  3. Enjoy!

[-] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 months ago

Place in hand.

Smash.

Enjoy!

It’s because it’s semi-soft toffee in a brick, so it’s hard to chew through but if you smash it you can eat the pieces.

[-] TomatenMark@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] BurningRiver@beehaw.org 10 points 3 months ago
  1. cover your palm
  2. throw shuriken
  3. aww yeah

Pack of lube. Techno anus. Thumb. Combine for a good time.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago

Playable by shapeforms who can handle cards in at least six dimensions. You can probably still play at a reduced capacity in the lower dimensions too though

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Have an ID to enter the 7th vϕd dimension? Great!

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Have your membership card ready.

DO NOT _____ THE VOID [______]!

Everything is fine.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

/uj

Crunchy?

/rj

Remember the video of the pickle jar that broke inside someone?

[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 5 points 3 months ago

Best reverse image searching is turning up is "Explosion/Explosive"

So maybe explode flavour in mouth?

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

Ponder the dark blue magic that fills your orb

[-] loops@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

what if my orbs are filled with light blue magic

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 3 months ago

Give it time to mature, eventually it will become dark like your heart

[-] kubica@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Mobile phone - Psychedelics - Profit

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Do not cause superstorm Maelstrom.

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