Love to dream about making toast so my smart home turns on the toaster at 3 am
New insomnia just dropped. Being so chronically anxious of dreaming about having a bath and flooding the house that you can't sleep.
Brb gonna burn down the house with the power of dreams
"Hey man! Come into the basement, Im working on a biological super computer, check it out!" The camera pans to the people chained to the wall with holes drilled in their heads drooling all over themselves with wires coming out of the holes, then back to me and I do the Kubrick stare. "It doesn't work yet."
What the fuck is a smart sleep mask? It's a mask, it does one thing!
Ah but this mask tracks your sleep patterns and data and sends it to the NSA through built in wifi.
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God damn could they have picked a more unnerving picture? Looks like a still from some early internet video you’d find on liveleak or something. Also if anyone else was privy to my dreams I’d probably be institutionalized, controlling smart devices from there sounds like a terrible idea
you can't fool me those people just took too much ket at the club and had to sit down. very fashionable tho
Hypnospace Outlaw
Yeah ok sure when you can do more than vaguely (and not very well) steer a wheelchair around I'll believe you can do this shit during dreams. Definitely not just scamming investors out of their money.
This is old, I remember seeing ads for it when I was a kid
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"Possible Tumblr screenshot" What???
I remember sleep tracking and smart alarm clock apps being all the rage
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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