"newfriend" is the word filter 😂
Maybe people just started typing it that way instead to begin with, you can't know
I've been on the site since 2004, I absolutely know 😂
Good
What a bunch of horseshit. What's it meant to be?
Replace "friend" with the worst F-word you can imagine.
how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?
That’s the great part, you don’t
Here's the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.
> gets politician called as evil stalinist by other
> looks inside
> the mildest form of social democracy imaginable
Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.
The text isn't green tho
Unreadable
I mean, it won't be written by anon, but why not
But what if you are anon
I'm dch82, not anon
Step 1. Give up your sanity
I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?
Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people's stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don't want the board spammed by blogposting.
A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.
Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough
I can't tell if you're joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.
Take my sage.
Thx bby
don't go to /b/
WTMYWTSC on /gif/
WTMYWTSC
What does that mean?
webms that make you want to say "cool"
thx!
capchas are so real. Those things suck
4chan's captchas are some of the hardest I've ever seen, it's not enough that it's hard to tell what the fuck it's written but having to align the text beforehand is just evil.
It's why everyone is using browser addons or mobile apps that solve it for you. It's not very resilient against computers solving them, it seems.
A captcha that is easier for a computer to solve than a person seems rarher counterproductive...
Somehow it never occured to me to look for captcha solvers, got to try that next time I visit the site, although I doubt it'll work very well.
The phone app I use gets it right 10/10. The browser extension, I don't remember which I used was 8/10 or so iirc
I swear to God I tried posting once but got my IP locked out from posting because I couldn't get the captcha right before x amount of tries. Thing is at towards the end I was so confident I was putting in the right letters and numbers but it just wasn't taking it.
the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.
payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes
Aww fuck, I just wasted my laugh on this comment... The next hour or so is gonna suck
it's on average. also, 100 minutes is not 1 hour, it's 1 hour 40mins.
Get extra rekt.
PS : 100 mins is one metric hour, but we're not on metric time
"The next hour or so" both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying "the next hour and forty minutes, give or take"
But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.
“The next hour or so” both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying “the next hour and forty minutes, give or take”
my bad, reading comprehension is hard
Honestly, I often struggle with that too. No harm, no foul, have a nice week!
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.