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There's a package for you! (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by ieatmeat@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] Australis13@fedia.io 27 points 8 months ago

Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:

Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.

We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.

Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

This says it’s a “set”… I only see one cat.

Better call back and demand they send the full set or else!

[-] Tartufo@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

The set has to be "cat + multiple braincells". They probably specified it's a set because in case of oranges there's only cat until it has it's turn with the singular braincell.