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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Y̵̢̡̧̡̳̦͍̲͔͚̳̩͔̔̊̌̔̂́̐͟e̵̡̖̰͚̪͓̭̮͈̳̳̓̈́͆̄̀̆͂̕ṥ̷̺͔͓͇̆̿̀͒̄̇͛̋,̴͓͉̙͈͌̌̅̑̄̎͝͝ ̵̝͔̣̗̼͒̉̿͂͜a̸̢̡̲̼̜͍̭̙͉̠̜̝̰̗͒̈͐ͅ ̵̡̱̻̞͇̠̦͓͖̖̗̱̣̺͈͑̑̈́͂̚͟͠͝p̶̧̨̧̬̘̪̦̠͙̼̄̊̄̃͌̋͟͜͡r̸̦̤͉̥̯̝͍̬̫̠̄̀̿ͅô̸̧͙̜̘͚̜̱̦̿͗̍̊͒̍̍ṕ̷͎̮͇̝͎̈́̋͒̌̓̔̔̂͊̅̌͂̾̈́̚ë̶̠̪͉̼̬̺̭͇́̋̉̎͌̉͡͡͝ͅȓ̸̻̻͂̎́ ̶̨̫̺͖̯̫̐̂̋̆̈́̆͆̽̆͗͟͟͟͝͝͠d̷̢̗̙͙͕̲̺̫̺͇̤̾͌̈́͜͠͝ă̸̼̣̞̮̖̩̘̙̳̗̟͔̰͕͛́ͅṡ̵̨̢̢͚̖͕̭͖̹̥̱͖̮̘̗͈̽͂̐͌̈̅̓̈́̕ĥ̷̡̠͓̹̲̱̣͎̤̖̺̣͚̘͓̐̄̍̐͐͗̈́͋͆̓̆̕͜͝b̵̢͉̗̖͙̖̞̉͌̉̄͊͘ó̶͙̳̫̻̓̈͂̌͆̃̕͟ä̶̡̢̜̟͚͇̝͕̻̻̭́̃͝͝ṟ̵̥̝͍̐̈́̐̉͊̽̾̍̕̕͠d̸̲̫̊̓̽̐̽.̵̨̛̭͔̯͔̖̥̟͓̩̰͖̋͑̓͂͆͆̈́͌͜͝ ̴͓̟͋͜

[-] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago
[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Your numbers are off the charts

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Oh man, you made me really laugh out loud. Thanks for that! 🤣🤣

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Is this saying network traffic was negative?

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As well as apparently multiple hundreds of ....negatively...? executed CREATE, ALTER or DROP commands ... averaging out to 0 per second.

... resulting in a spike of negative, I dunno, 30mb/s of reads.

Mhm yep.

My initial guess is that failed/malformed attempts to ... do something ... are being registered as negative instead of being actually displayed as failed.

But that seems to make too much sense.

Second guess: Lightning strike.

Third guess: Arcane, hitherto unseen bug or series of bugs utterly and totally unique to this exact set up which has somehow never occurred or been noticed before.

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Probably a traffic_bytes_counter got reset. You can see a lot of graphs went negative at the same time, so something probably restarted.

Metrics software like Prometheus will handle counter resets correctly for graphs like this.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I thought your LCD monitor shattered.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

F^r^~o~nt~-e~^n^d

[-] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

ż̸̬̪̾̔̏͝a̴̛̙͈̦̟͎̓͐͗͘͜l̴̙͈͙͍̓͒̆g̸̠͑͝ô̷̬̭͑̋͘ ̴̘̰͎̤̒̈́̅͐͜ǫ̵̻̭̯͎̒̍͘͠b̶̹̟͍͓̻̐͐́ŝ̸̭̦̰͘e̶̠̝͙̳̽̃̇̑͆r̴̜͇̼̯͈̈́͛̅̾͝v̶͉̲̥̈́̈́̓̽ę̸̡̧͇̊̓͂̑s̷̠̑̉̈́̂̂͠

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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