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[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Why have a P-38 when you can have a F-38!

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago
[-] jimbolauski@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

2×F16=1E2C

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago
[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

Thats the joke.

The P-38 is a WWII era twin fuselage fighter.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

No. It's a twin engine fighter. It only has one fuselage. The fuselage is the main body of a plane, which holds the cabin for the pilot in this case, which there is only one.

Edit: The concept here in the top left would've made it a twin fuselage plane. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Lockheed_P-38_Lightning_fighter_concept_silhouettes.png

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 week ago

What if the co-pilot is in the other side? He could become the pilot if something happened to incapacitate the pilot, and can also cast a tie-breaking vote in the senate.

[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Vice Pilot Kamala "Bomber" Harris

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

God, if she said "Putin had sowed the wind and now Moscow shall reap the whirlwind" that would get all of my votes.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I stand corrected, didn't think it through that much.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 3 points 1 week ago

Technically an interceptor, but in reality A FUCKING BADASS KILLING MACHINE.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Glad someone got it

the above is more like an XP-82 than a P-38.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Putin should've thought twice about invading Cloud City

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He never accounted for Lobot

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

A tomcatamaran.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 week ago

Also, if you cast enlarge on an F-16, radius-based spells get pretty powerful.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

THAT is some class A photoshop work.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Is that like a class A misdemeanor

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Your face is a class A misdemeanor

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

That’s not what your mom said. She let me off with a warning.

A firm warning.

It worked for the ‘stang; it can work for the viper.

~go~ ~the~ ~distance~

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

He’s all alone ^all^ ^alone^

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

All alone in his time of need

He’s jinking

and plinking

and plotting his coords

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Somebody needs to remove the "Non" from this forum, because I find this completely credible.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Is that an F-32 or an F-256?

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 week ago

Do they have to mind link the pilots together to be able to work completely in tandem like in Pacific Rim? 🤔

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Hey I know a twin pod cloud car when I see one

[-] nobleshift@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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