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Being Agile (lemmy.ml)

submitted 10 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] hackerwacker@lemmy.ml 50 points 10 months ago

Our sprint at work has been going on for almost 900 days.

[-] Nighed@sffa.community 37 points 10 months ago

Ah! Your using Kanban then!

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 25 points 10 months ago

Scrum that's not adapted to your needs isn't scrum.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

The one thing scrum has succeeded in is creating an industry of people that get paid to do little work, which is fine as long as they don't take themselves seriously enough to get in the way. Bullshit jobs are a needed feature of a well run economy.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

The only thing that keeps me sane while working for capitalists is that I get paid to do a lot of nothing

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Amen. You're like a capitalist, but without the capital.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

I got paid to play factorio for 4 hours last week.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

As someone OE, absolutely.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago

The whole one size fits all approach to projects is such a waste of time. You spend just as much maintaining it as you do actual work. Hive and those apps can kiss my derriere.