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[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 100 points 10 months ago

Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

And then reopen lemmy 30s later!

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 34 points 10 months ago

... I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭

[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I've closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

...back to Lemmy you go!

[-] prex@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago
[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Number of people sharing eye contact:3

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 27 points 10 months ago

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....

....but you really said it?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

are... are you speaking from experience?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago

Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I do not like this.

[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

At least there is no licking involved.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago
[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Young. Hanging out in my cousin's pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

With mouths.

Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.

[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 9 points 10 months ago

Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs

[-] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 months ago

This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

Eye see what you did there.

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss

[-] antonamo@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago
[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

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