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[-] superkret@feddit.org 139 points 1 week ago

Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 114 points 1 week ago

That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 102 points 1 week ago

Shut up, Meg

[-] superkret@feddit.org 61 points 1 week ago

Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.

[-] PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com 19 points 1 week ago

So you own a psychologist?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

But is he alive or dead in that box?

[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

yes, and also he is the armchair

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Wait til we get started about Sonic.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago

shut up, Brian

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago

Or he could just really like family guy

[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER

PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!

etc.

[-] JameUwU@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 week ago

Bait used to be believable. Any respectable family guy fan KNOWS her name is LOIS and not LOUIS. wth. Next thing ykno this fella is going to say hes never heard of fingernails4cash.com

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah but it's autocorrect

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It would be more believable if he was talking about the Cleveland Show.

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago

8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 48 hours of Family Guy

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago

is something wrong with me?

Yes

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

It's not that good a show. There's definitely something wrong with you.

[-] abcd@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago

I think anon never heard about the bird

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Is the word about a certain avian variety?

[-] abcd@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…

[-] abcd@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody's talking about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom

Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Well don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

[repeat to fade]

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

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