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[-] superkret@feddit.org 143 points 2 months ago

Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 118 points 2 months ago

That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 104 points 2 months ago

Shut up, Meg

[-] superkret@feddit.org 62 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.

[-] PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com 19 points 2 months ago

So you own a psychologist?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

But is he alive or dead in that box?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago
[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

yes, and also he is the armchair

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Wait til we get started about Sonic.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

shut up, Brian

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago

Or he could just really like family guy

[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER

PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!

etc.

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 2 months ago

8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 48 hours of Family Guy

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 46 points 2 months ago

is something wrong with me?

Yes

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

It's not that good a show. There's definitely something wrong with you.

[-] abcd@feddit.org 21 points 2 months ago

I think anon never heard about the bird

[-] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Is the word about a certain avian variety?

[-] abcd@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…

[-] ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago
[-] abcd@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody's talking about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom

Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Well don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

[repeat to fade]

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.

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