Call your boss, you're indisposed.

What I wanna know is how are all those breakable objects so close to the edge of the table, and yet still untouched with a cat in the vicinity??? Neither one of you are doing your jobs, lolol!!!

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We have similar kittens at this time it would seem

She was a bit young here lol, I'll grab an updated picture

Work is over, toilet need is over, hunger is irrelevant, cat

Yes yes kitten is cute, but is anyone else trying to figure out OPs job based on the few words we can see? Transferable ???? Omelette? NFTs??

Thats the neat thing, you dont!

With a (couple of) fresh bottle(s). Obviously.

Wine? Whiskey? Soda?

This has to be staged. Nobody has a house that tidy.