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Am I a bad person? (hexbear.net)

Be real

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago
[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

You are an owl, all owls go to heaven.

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

No, you seem to be a little stinky and you post a lot but you're cool

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago
[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago
[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

I'm a stupid piece of shit bastard I'm afraid :kitty-cri-texas:

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

From context clues you're like 8 years old so even if this was true you've got quite a head start on improving yourself.

I don't think you're a bad person but if you were you'll be fine if you put in the work

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 months ago

you’re like 8 years

:maddened:

I don’t think you’re a bad person but if you were you’ll be fine if you put in the work

I'm trying :deeper-sadness:

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Idk but you're a dirt owl

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I don't know but owl be watching you

[-] buh@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

No, you’re a chad person gigachad

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

I don't know, do you eat mice and vomit their bones?

[-] athenscounty@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

you're an owl, I'm a political subdivision; we're both physically incapable of being bad people

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

What are the accusations levied at you?

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

objection Your Honor, I hardly think the defendant should be addressing the jury in this manner edgeworth-shrug

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Maybe if you took a friggin' bath more people would like you, STINKY

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Since you asked me to be real, I love you dirt_owl, in a manner of speaking, whether you're a good person or not. Eat that.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

The only thing bad about you is your c/badposting submissions

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

what did you do?

[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

NO. You may be a bad human because owls are not humans, but you are not a bad person, because owls are people too and animals automatically get a +1000 to their goodness stats

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Idk. You don't seem it. This is just a chatboard though and I haven't seen you say anything particularly mean on it

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