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[-] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 99 points 2 years ago

**APPROVED! **

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 69 points 2 years ago
[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That's a Chancey thing to say.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago

She wanted some seamen.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 48 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a fun dad to be around. Lol

[-] KellysNokia@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Fun - ✅ Dad - ❓

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 years ago

Division Officer R. Fleeze was responsible for the conception of a baby or babies, they should have named at least one after him. It's only fair.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

“She said that if I’m late, she’ll start without me!”

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Mr. Anderson... It appears you have been living something of a double life.

[-] Gobo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Is your dad David Anderson?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 years ago

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a navy battleship is where I spent most of my days

[-] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

So, does the date match your or your siblings birthday? (I guess you're not the creator so we'll never know)

[-] Sebeck012@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

Probably. They had sex and the baby popped out right then and there.

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