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Oh no, not just my build server, Microsofts build server... Everyones' Azure build server - (if you're building on windows)

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[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 245 points 2 years ago

Imagine your compiler performing a license check.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not using just the compiler. This agent is configured to use the full version of Visual Studio for some reason, and building through that, which requires a license. You can build via the msbuild system, which doesn't require a license.

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[-] Flipper@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago

There are companies selling a relabeled GCC with the O flags behind the license check.

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[-] zante@lemmy.wtf 87 points 2 years ago
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[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago

Absolutely proprietary

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago

As a sysadmin, fuck certificates. They are the bane of my existence. I vote we abolish certs and go Irish honor system!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

How is the Irish honor system different than a regular honor system?

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

certificates fucking destroy everything in my work for an hour once every year because of expiry

[-] lud@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

You are supposed to be tracking when they expire and then renew/replace them before they expire.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You are supposed to be tracking when they expire and then renew/replace them before they expire.

I've been told that, as well, but I'm not sure I see it... Seems like a lot of effort... (This is sarcasm. Or is it just too much honesty?)

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[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 years ago

I swear to the gods, proprietary software is going to be the end of civilization...

[-] superkret@feddit.org 49 points 2 years ago

Why are text editors cloud services now?

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 45 points 2 years ago

So they can charge subscriptions

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[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

I can't believe it's real. 🤦‍♂️

https://status.dev.azure.com/_event/543117809

[-] Jocker@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago

Microsoft Hosted Agents have an expired Visual Studio license.

Is it like, Microsoft has to renew licence with Microsoft?

Or are they pushing for an upgrade?

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[-] bappity@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

I don't get the appeal of azure because of things like this.

annoying how much they try to push it

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Moving to the cloud is a business decision not a technical one.

Csuite sees us spending Capex 200K on a server or 2 and several thousand opex per year to maintain it.

Cloud takes that 200K Capex and move it to Opex with significant markup markup.

From a technical pov we st it as a waste but business will business itself into cost overruns

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But they promised we could save a ton of money with their monitoring dashboards we won't look at until suddenly we get a bill that is 5x what they promised!

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[-] qaz@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The company I work for loves Azure. If it's not available as an Azure service it won't be used (except for uptime kuma). Some time ago there was a global Azure outage and we could do literally nothing. All tasks and code were on Azure Devops and all communication went through Teams and Outlook.

The webhook integration has also recently been removed from Teams so uptime kuma also didn't work for like a week until it was fixed by using Azure's automation service.

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[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Azure is absolute trash. Its like Word but for the cloud.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, they do have word for the cloud now.. But I get what you're saying

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 15 points 2 years ago

Walled garden or die

Thats how i read azure

[-] tiny@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

If you look at it as generic could provider it's not good, but if you look at it as making m$ run they're software instead of you it's awesome because most m$ software is not fun to run

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Isn’t that an IDE? Why would a build server need that? Sigh.

[-] Lowpast@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

For using msbuild or vsbuild to build C projects.

Can be installed standalone but it's typically just easier to install the full VS suite because on a shared runner it's better to include the entire kitchen.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

For C, I use Makefiles. The Microsoft ecosystem sounds like a nightmare.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

They started at Java's build system and set a course for Hell.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Maven works without an IDE. (And so does ant if you’re going back that far.)

And really early Java we used Makefiles.

Anyway all of that worked without an IDE.

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[-] cheddar@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago

I'm not familiar with the service, can someone explain? Like, are all pipelines on Azure affected? Or is it some internal stuff where a company relying on paid tech forgot to pay for it?

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

I think they forgot to pay themselves to use their product.

[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 10 points 2 years ago

No, not some internal company, just Microsoft being Microsoft. So all Windows pipelines. They also have Linux based pipelines so not completely all pipelines.

But given that a lot of people build dotnet stuff on Azure, the 'windows-latest' image is usually the default. So a lot of pipelines

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[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 11 points 2 years ago

I am not sure if Martin would appreciate his name this clear on the lemmyverse.

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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

~~I didn't even know VS Code was something you could pay for.~~

~~Also, are you using Discord bots for work?~~

Edit: Nope and nope.

[-] einkorn@feddit.org 70 points 2 years ago

As is tradition with MS and their complicated naming policies Visual Studio is not VS Code.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago

Also, VS Code is mid, not even working correctly and definitely not OOB on Linux in my experience, and VS just does not support Linux at all. And is shit anyway.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

VS's built-in .NET debugger is top tier, though. Especially the ability to edit code while it is running.

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[-] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If you want twenty minutes of rage-filled ranting, ask me about vscode-server sometime.

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[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Visual Studio and VS Code are two separate products, I'm afraid. Visual Studio is a .NET IDE and build tool, as opposed to VS Code which is essentially an extensible text editor.

Edit: also the screenshot looks like it might be from Slack?

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[-] RonSijm@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's not a Discord bot, it's a Slack RSS App / RSS subscription.

Event Source: https://status.dev.azure.com/_event/543117809

It's pretty useful 'for work' because occasionally you'll get notifications when parts of infra might be down (like your build server)

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