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Some of you may be Communist zombies. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 57 points 2 months ago

The children now love luxury; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are tyrants, not servants of the households. They no longer rise when their elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize over their teachers.

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

DETENTION WILL NOT STOP US | VICTORY IS CERTAIN | ONE REACTIONARY TEACHER WE PUT ACID

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

holy shit

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

That dance went hard! cat-vibing

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Yes let's dehumanise the victims of a sick society

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

It’s the only way they can pretend it’s not their fault.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

who-did-this

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Beat me to it, I was mentally screaming "AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT!?!?!" to the whole headline.

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

shambles forward: Meeeaaaans oooofff proooduuuccctiiioooon....

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

They lack our values of rugged individualism and being a goddamned shithead! These godless youth!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Look if you ever reach the point of muttering about "Kids these days" and it's not about how they all suck at Counter Strike you are lost. Utterly lost. The spirit of humanity has died within you and is rotting. The kids will be fine. The kids have always been fine. There has never been a generation of The Kids in history that was truly weirder than their parents.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

You say that until you get dabbed on by the skibidi rizzler

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Couldn't be. I'm the bees knees. I'm a hep cat. I'm the darb to all the dames down at the juice joint. Got my glad rags on, giggle water in hand, putting on the ritz so i can meet a nice sheba and go neck in the coatroom.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

The phrase "ritz rizzler" just entered my brain and now you have to think about it.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Tubular lingo fam

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

i get the "less educated" and "without values" part but where does depression play into the zombie stereotype, depression implies the existence of conscious human thought processes, what a shit journalist

[-] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

They're picturing a depressed person as a nihilistic killjoy that doesn't want to do anything and lives without a purpose, I'm assuming.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

and also who kills industries by not buying things according to the marketing plan and refuses to accept working a mcdonalds job into their late 20s

[-] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

"lets make everyone miserable by fucking the economy, fucking the planet, killing millions of filthy poors each year and then demonize our labor force in the media for having an adverse reaction to this!"

porky-happy

[-] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Hold up, you are the same person that went gushing about thighs beneath a previous comment of mine...

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

lenin-crush-capitalism marx-doomer

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Why did they use one of the band members of Mgła for the picture?

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Would be funny if they still bought into the "metal is satanic" thing, not realising that Mgła are actually fascists like them

But it's more likely they just typed "hooded man" in a search engine

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Couldn't be me specter

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

SO WHAT IT'S YOUR PROBLEM
TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH
DESTROY US

OR MAKE US SAINTS
WE DON'T CARE

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT
THAT WE WERE BORN TOO LATE

A SCREAMING HEADACHE ON THE BROW OF THE STATE
KILLING TIME IS APPROPRIATE

TO MAKE A MESS

AND FUCK ALL THE REST

WE SAY

SO WHAT?!

[-] Pentacat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

When the values of the culture at large are theft, genocide, and anything else that makes money for the people who least need it, the only sane response is depression.

[-] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Now that it's mentioned, "Generation Z" does sound like it would be the name of a late 2000s/early 2010s zombie movie trying to cash in on the big zombie fad at the time.