Where hat
When Lincoln was alive, it was considered bad manners to wear a hat indoors. He's just being polite
Yeah good question, Gork. WHERE HAT?
Too bad he wasn't sitting in a booth.
Do you think he actively avoids those, or was this just the most convenient seat at the time?
There is (was?) a pizza parlor in Santa Clara county CA that named all the tables for famous (or infamous) people. Of course they had a John Wilkes booth.
... was it right behind the Lincoln booth?
"What goes through your mind at a moment like this?"
"the bullet"
Did you by any chance also see Socrates, Billy The Kid, and Freud running through the food court?
I hope they were most excellent to each other
You sure he's not just a hipster? If that airport is PDX, all bets are off..
Impersonator?
You could say Lincoln is someone they could have a beer with
There’s a vampire…. somewhere
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