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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

"...they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty."

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks

[-] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm lost..can you explain?

[-] BlameItOnSomeone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Toe-knee

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Why do we have ankles?

To keep the calves from the corn.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.

[-] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

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