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[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Shoutout to the Gamera movies

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

My favorite Gamera moment was when that one lady was trying to get the kids in her house to behave.

"Now stop misbehaving or I will get very angry!"

Volcano erupts outside

Crow T Robot: "See?"

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

speaking of old bad movies I am about to watch the island of doctor moreau and I am not sure if my brain can take it... wish me luck

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

That movie has its moments.

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

MITCHELL! Even his name says "is that a beer?"

[-] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Baby oil?! Noooooo!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

"Oh my my MY GOOOOOOOOD"

[-] christian@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

FLINT IRONSTAG

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago

"I wish I could control you like your father controls this ship!"

"You mean, have a mutiny on me, or...?"

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 6 points 4 hours ago

Everybody, look alive! Oh, sorry Susan

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

Passed desperately from editor to editor to try to save it

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago

I was wondering if that was the one with Bolt Vanderhuge

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Sure is, among many other names.

[-] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 7 points 5 hours ago

My favorite is Laserblast! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iU311baxCI

Lasers, aliens, dinosaurs, DINOSAUR ALIENS

maybe unpopular but I think Mike is funnier than Joel.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

I heard Mike turned out to be a chuddy dweeb, but I agree

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Mike is maybe the least annoying conservative. he might actually practice conservatism by keeping it (the conservatism) behind closed doors and not flashing it in public.

i haven't actually looked into this further so i can't say for sure and don't want to be disappointed

i think Kevin as servo is the one saying the most cringe lines, not sure about rifftrax but older mst3k episodes have some awkward chuddy riffs from him on occasion

Joel, Bill, Frank and Trace seemed good right?

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

i think Kevin as servo is the one saying the most lines

Yeah but that's character-appropriate for Tom Servo, who's absolutely full of himself. He genuinely doesn't care about anyone else.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 1 points 23 minutes ago

yeah but i remember like for example when they would have one of those japanese movies on and he'd say some weird shit.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Bill has been on Chapo, Frank is a ~~lib~~ turbolib

[-] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

frank is a turbo lib along the lines of George takei

[-] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

yeah, I should have said. thank you corrected

[-] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 4 points 5 hours ago

I don't doubt it lol, I make it a point not to look into people from the 90s if I can help it

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

"Mark Hamill in: Falling Down!"

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[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 6 points 5 hours ago

All of the shorts, especially 50s industry produced ones, are so good! The naked propaganda of it all is unbelievable as well, and rightly mocked!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

"A Date With Your Family" explains soooooo much about grillman

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

The Master would not approve of no mentioning of Manos.

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

FRIDGE LARGEMEAT

BLAST LAMPJAW

PUNCH ROCKGROIN

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

I'm a big fan of hobgoblins but that's just me.

[-] orshelack@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago

MST3K is my go-to background noise, always nice to see other fans!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago
[-] orshelack@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

skeleton-wave

One of my personal favorites is from the short-lived spinoff series Cinematic Titanic, a live episode called "Alien Factor". It's a fairly cheap budget sci-fi horror, with an ending that feels like they realized they were on their last 10 minutes of film time as they were shooting the scene.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

It's a fairly cheap budget sci-fi horror, with an ending that feels like they realized they were on their last 10 minutes of film time as they were shooting the scene.

Now I wish the MST3K/Cinematic Titanic/Rifftrax crew(s) covered "Leviathan." The movie was somewhat acceptable if a bit cheesy, until the final few minutes that are so amazingly bad that it makes the rest of the movie feel stupid in hindsight.

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago
[-] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I wonder if there's beer on the sun?

[-] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I've often thought that Monster a Go-Go was also a great introduction. The intro host segment, the short, the feature, it's just a fun ride start to finish. In terms of "syllables to laughs" ratio, Tom Servo's "'Oops'." is probably one of the best in the series.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

It's a later episode, but Star Crash was probably the best of the Jonah run.

spoiler#Torpedo!

[-] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago

That Star Crash episode was an amazing ride. I loved it. I actually really liked the Jonah run. I think any long-running show needs regular cast changes to keep things fresh, even in a comedy show with robot puppets.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

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[-] 12022081631@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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(escapes from driver's seat without a second to spare)

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

I'm glad he got that out of his system!

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