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Funeral
(slrpnk.net)
Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.
Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.
That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.
"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."
Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.
Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.
Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2024
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