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[-] itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago

Annoyed that the person in the third post is pretending to be the person in the first two posts.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

It’s a common plight for vampires. They’re posting in solidarity.

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they have a different log in for when they've changed into a black cat? Like, maybe there's no capital letters in their fursona's password, because its hard to use the Shift key when you have beans instead of fingers?

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 35 points 3 weeks ago

I take it as more "I am also a vampire with a castle, and understand your pain. I am completely out, so now I'm in line at the store."

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I kept thinking chandelier instead of candelabra and couldn't imagine why a girl trying to escape would be dragging that thing around.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

To drop on a group of unsuspecting thugs when they've cornered her.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I can't figure out what "træppen" is supposed to be. I mean "mædens" can sound like "maidens" unless you use the soft Danish d. IIRC the 'þ' character is a th sound, so "þe" is is pronounced "the".

... But "træppen"? here I'm at a loss.

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

þ looks like a 🅱️

"Þa þeofian, scandalwisan mædena syndon smeaþe and wyrcean" just doesn't hit a modern audience the same way

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

nah, don't do þorn that way

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

I believe the maidens are only accepting my invitations for the sumptuous candlelight feasts instead of truly loving and caring for me.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Liar. Home Goods has solid counters and not conveyor belts.

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Indeed.
That villain once said to me, "Nice to see you," when I am, in fact, a hideously disfigured mockery of life itself.
You just can't trust the Kindred these days.

this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2024
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