I’ll finally be able to swim to Vegas.

We are going to lose some of our mountains to flooding

Pueblo, Colorado delenda est

This would significantly improve Oklahoma

Arma 3's lore has a lot of explaining to do

I call the Amalfi coast

It's nobody's business but the Turks!

Nebraska's gonna get the boot

There's no way Ohio isn't sunk.

They'd ... switch to metric?

What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?

Bull fucking shit.

This has a distinct lack of saddam hussein

Oh cool I’ll have a new beachfront property /s

We’re going to get Italy? Awesome!

Hi i'm from Cagliari(Northern Colorado)

Nebraska will have the best pizza. It's-a great news!

From the looks of it, I'll eventually be living on some waterfront property.

All roads lead to Grand Island, Nebraska

Greybull, Wyoming? Nice!

Oh sweet I'll have some nice oceanfront property to inherit. Thanks global warming.

Well that explains where Italy went

Florida man asserts his dominance.

Tennessea