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[+] scytale@lemm.ee 171 points 9 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[-] Cort@lemmy.world 113 points 9 months ago

Only 75k since he didn't have to take an ambulance

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 49 points 9 months ago

Long-term, I honestly don’t know whether this is the cheaper option. DUIs make insurance pricy.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 9 months ago

Still not in jail.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

In the states.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 35 points 9 months ago

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

[-] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago

In America it’s not surprising to drive while stabbed!

Can we start doing the Russia jokes but American.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago

In Democratic America school finishes you.

[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

In Capitalists America the ambulance service rides you

In Capitalists America you aid the health care

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Maybe not so much the last one? I'd say in other countries with free healthcare "we" would aid health care through taxes. I get your joke though haha.

Do people in the states pay taxes to health care?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

"I fled"

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Hey I'll have you know that in Australia an ambulance can cost >$1000 without insurance!

The problem is so serious that they run seminars in schools telling students to not hesitate calling for ambulances, because human lives are worth more than $1000.

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

You're also not legally required to pay medical bills in the states.

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

You can just ignore hospital bills, and they can't refuse treatment if you don't pay.

So don't worry about it; throw the bills in the trash, block the debt collectors' numbers, and carry on with your life. I have been doing this for over 30 years now.

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago

Saw a guy in italy almost ram a cop car atan intersection. I think the driver was running a red light, but could have been the cop running a red. Anyhow, the driver breaks just before the cop car, and the cop on the passanger side just gesticulates his discontent but they just keep rolling on anyway. They could not be bothered.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

in Italy

Just gesticulates his discontent

Wait, I think I know how that looked like.

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Are you saying you want more active enforcement?

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I'm saying I'd bet it was 🤌🤌

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago

Italian drivers are fucking insane, it was probably just Tuesday for the cop

[+] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 62 points 9 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

incredible if true

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sounds hard to believe. Or maybe the cops in my city have less empathy.

If you were conscious but stabbed, a police officer would absolutely spend a few minutes writing a report while waiting for paramedics.

Driving while intoxicated, they might still fine you for that.

If you were brown and drunk, they'd probably arrest you.

If you were brown, drunk, and the knife was within arms reach, you'd be tased and arrested for assaulting the officer.

The point I'm trying to make: being stabbed does not stop a police officer from doing their favorite job in the world

beating innocent people.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Depends, cops also HATE fucking working if they got some where to be.

I've seen city cops in fact, let off some pretty bad drunk driving just because they don't want to deal with it.

[-] 420@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Tasted

[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Lmao im pretty sure that's the face brad pitt makes in burn after reading right before clooney shoots him in the fucking face. I fucking love that movie

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I had planned to watch it this weekend for the first time 🥲

[-] chicolismo@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

Go watch it. This guy is making shit up.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Thanks Mr Chicolismo

[-] chicolismo@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Sure. Let me know what you thought.

[-] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You'll have to wait for Sunday 😅

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[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

f my bad, didnt even think about spoilers

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

It is.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

What movie?

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Burn After Reading https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0887883/

[-] skibidi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure he is talking about Burn After Reading, the green text image is from that movie.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I'm assuming Tommy Boy:

https://youtu.be/TPFlKJp5jXU?feature=shared

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