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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 211 points 5 months ago
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago

Gay the pray away and save a christian!

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

I gay for myself and myself alone. And that cute guy at the coffee shop. I'll gay hard for him.

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[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 175 points 5 months ago

Look, I respect your right to be how you are, but keep it in your church. I don't need to see it everywhere I go, and I damn sure don't want it anywhere near me. I don't have a problem with you, but if you try any of that God shit on me, I'm gonna put you on your ass, bro.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 54 points 5 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 5 months ago

W-what are you doing, step-priest?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Are... Are you trying to convert me?

Deep down I'm very scared I might be religious, but I'm not sure because I'm so out of touch with my repressed feeling

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[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago

I just don't understand why they feel they have to flaunt their religion. Like, we get it, you worship a zombie-corpse God and you really, really dont understand the concept of eternity but you don't have to make it your whole personality.

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 25 points 5 months ago

Xians are so friendly especially the part where they believe that I am going to suffer for eternity in a lake of fire.

Feel the love.

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 months ago

No hate like Christian love.

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 62 points 5 months ago

Some other phrases you can throw at them for greater impact:

  • God will send you to hell for doing that
  • Jesus would never approve of you
  • You lack God in your life
  • You're blindly following Satan's lies
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 5 months ago

Remember when he flipped all those tables because people where trading in church. Then the church went ahead and did trading in church, sure he'd love all those private jets and cars.

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[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 52 points 5 months ago

It seems people can join and quit religion. I'm thinking it's more a choice than biological or sexual preference (which aren't choices at all).

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

Also have you noticed how religion grooms children? Most of those weirdos go after new born babies.

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[-] msage@programming.dev 41 points 5 months ago

Thank you so much for posting this, I needed that levity right now.

I don't know what happened to me, just suddenly realized that christians are totally nuts and they should not be allowed in any position of power.

Have faith, no problems there, believing in an existing book as a source of all truths is a bit much, forcing any part of it on anyone else (including their own children) is despicable and should be stopped.

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago

Ya I walk my dog past a church and every Sunday when I see the crowd of people there I can't help but view them as a group of weird cultists, even though it's pretty vanilla Christianity.

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[-] rainynight65@feddit.org 40 points 5 months ago

And the thing is, unlike someone's sexual orientation, which they are born with, someone's religious beliefs are actually a choice. A lifestyle, if you so will. They're not something you're born with, but something you're taught.

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[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 14 points 5 months ago

You're desperately giving them the victim seeking mentality they crave

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