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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I remember when a hippo ate a dwarf. They will definitely eat you if they can.

[-] gentooer@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

So do horses. They'll gobble down a little chick if one walks past when they're grazing. The most disturbing thing I've seen though was when a pelican swallowed a live seagull whole.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

when a pelican swallowed a live seagull whole

What a terrible sight. Good thing is my rotted brain saves me by immediately thinking of that one clip of a pelican attempting to devour an unbothered capybara.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

LOL, I've seen that video. It's pretty funny. Capybaras truly have no fucks to give.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

“A little higher please. I said hig-aahhhhhthatsssthessssspot”

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Mental trauma immune response

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Hungry hungry hippos.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Hippos have been known to engage in cannibalism

[-] jlow@beehaw.org 23 points 1 month ago

Love that the picture description underneath is saying (in German) "Hippo returning home" 😸

[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, pretty cute! Especially with the expression it got on its face ❤️

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Also great that the source is being listed, proving that it is not an AI generated image

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I remember this thing in NPR about the kind of grudges male hippos make.

The story was about a tour guide that would take people down the Nile (iirc,) and there was this one particular hippo that would come out and be a dick every time he was on the water.

Well, this guy moves away for whatever reason. The hippo goes away, stops bothering people.

Then the dude came back, like years later, doing guided tours again. Asshole hippo is on the water and tries to kill him again. Like. Flips the boat then drags the dude under. I forget if the hippo let him go or got shot or whatever, but yeah.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you go buy money if people killed, hippos aren't anywhere near there most dangerous animals in the world.

Edit: OK OK, guess I should spell check stuff I post from the checkout queue at the supermarket.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

Why would I go and buy money? What would I buy it with?

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Goods and services.

[-] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

If you want to buy money with more money, I have a deal for you!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Currency speculation/forex didn't start with Bitcoin

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

That one looks stoned af

this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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