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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

TERRIFYING!!!! 😱😱😱

When appearing, he looks fierce in order to frighten the conjurer or to see if they are courageous. The conjurer must be brave, and hazel wand in hand, must draw a triangle by striking towards the south, east, and upwards, then commanding Beleth into it by means of some conjurations.

kitty-cri-screm "FEAR ME MORTAL!"

Christians of Hexbear, pls explain?

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[-] booty@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

I'm going to pet the demon

I'm going to give the demon scritches under his chin

Cmere demon headpat

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 9 months ago

Christian cat hate is a very dark and particularly nonsensical chapter of animal abuse history.

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

West European cringe Christian cat hate, that is. To my understanding the eastern (Orthodox) Christians for all their faults, revered cats as all sensible and civilized peoples who knew of cats did.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Emperor Whatever VIII of Constantinople: Hehe, nice kitty

Pope Guido Innocente XII of Il Vatican: Hehe, nice kitty

King Henry IV of England: Fuckin' mangy cur, kill them all

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

I miss the old days when demons would have like a whole dude's head for their groin. Now demons are all the same - balrog or horny girl balrog

[-] Yukiko@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

But are they allowed outside?

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

It's so scary that the mice can't help but spontaneously dance.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

I mean what would you do if a giant confirmed predator of humans was trumpeting a song?

If I was face to knee with cthulhu I'd probably start beatboxing.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

looks like the original party animal

party-cat

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Idk this looks more like a little angel than a demon to me. So cute!

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 9 months ago

Looks like a great person to command an army and teach at a monastery. Perhaps even brawl against Mario

Does he know astronomy though?

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

I never understood the appeal of beer bongs

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

this is clearly that post horn that pynchon got at a yard sale

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Reminds me if a character from a great series of books called the incorruptibles.

Give it a read

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