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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 110 points 1 year ago

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 40 points 1 year ago

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?

[-] Zangoose@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That's real right? I can't tell anymore

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 1 year ago

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 year ago

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

It's a me a mandatory death sentence

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago

This comment might actually get a DMCA

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

[-] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Joke's on them, I don't like my family!

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'll be careful.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

The babies yearn for the mines

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

[-] slampisko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

πŸ™‚~πŸ™ƒ~πŸ™‚

[-] yikerman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Press Z or R twice

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

How did this remind you of that?

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Ahh I didn't know that's what it's from!

That's cool, thanks!

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[-] Miphera@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

[-] yikerman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Stop right there, criminal scum!

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

[-] Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 year ago

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat πŸ‹ lemons and Orange 🍊!

[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

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