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[-] headerfile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 113 points 1 month ago

Hey wait a minute... that car has windows on it!

[-] Grabthar@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Windows on Linux though. Guy probably has Wine in his cup holder.

[-] yonder@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Police pulled him over for drunk driving but he insisted that what he had was not wine, but in fact an assembly of protons.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago
[-] JustARegularNerd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

How does Microsoft manage to be both ahead and behind the curve? A decade before Android Auto or Apple CarPlay, they already were doing the same thing, and somehow blew it?

Windows CE in general blows me away how the underlying tech is fundamentally the same as modern smartphones (system is a ROM, had ARM support, goes to sleep by default) and Microsoft was still too slow to react to the iPhone. God I miss my PDA.

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 81 points 1 month ago

Most cars already run on Linux

[-] grue@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ironically, my cars don't run Linux for the same reason my computers do: I'm militant about protecting my property rights and privacy, so I refuse to have any car new enough to have "infotainment" because it's all closed-source and Tivoized. It's effectively hostile, despite the Linux kernel at the bottom of it.

I'll buy a car made after the mid-2000s when I can re-flash the whole thing with non-DRM'd community-supported software, and not a minute before.

[-] Melody@lemmy.one 18 points 1 month ago

I mean; there's nothing stopping you from using a car from an earlier era; and bodging in an Android Tablet into your dashboard as an infotainment system.

The thing doesn't need to be concerned with your climate controls or anything else on your CAN bus for security reasons anyways. So you can leave those controls as they are and just let the tablet replace your Radio effectively for 100% DRM free media enjoyment with your favorite fully rooted and flashed tablet running whatever FLOSS version of Android firmware you like.

[-] Melody@lemmy.one 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Personally there's just certain controls in a car I firmly believe should NEVER be digitized anyways.

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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Until recently, I had a Ford Flex.

The only thing I didn't like about it was the proud "powered by Microsoft" emblem (and its implications).

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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago

To a degree yes, but this madman probably has the ECU running Linux.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Linux is not a real-time OS*. For a car ECU, something like Speeduino would be a more appropriate choice.

(* Or wasn't until a week or so ago, at least. https://www.zdnet.com/article/20-years-later-real-time-linux-makes-it-to-the-kernel-really/)

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago

That’s the joke 😉

You could certainly do it but let’s hope that fuel injection timings and realtime system response aren’t that important to you.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://lwn.net/Articles/816298/

Worked with the guy, he was a true kernel monster.

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[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 43 points 1 month ago

Well you can tell they don’t use arch because there’s no humblebrag sticker

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago

This? This the car of a Slackware enjoyer.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

"Linux femboy? Wha- oh nevermind."

-Me after seeing way too many c/unixsocks posts.

[-] GreatRam@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It is a Subaru tho

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Same, I think about cute boys too much :3

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh no the tool isn't working

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[-] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 month ago

Bold of you to assume a lemmy user would drive

[-] yonder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I'll have to get linux stickers for my bike instead. Maybe I should install a hub dynamo and boot a pi zero with my pedal power every time I ride. Linux on my Linux bike.

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

Are you even a Linux user if you don't randomly wonder what operating system the person in front of you in traffic prefers? It's a good thing that this person says "wonder no more."

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I actually don't care to be honest.

[-] Chingzilla@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wonder if they have been a user since 1991. If so that's pretty impressive. Given that would be the same year Linus send his infamous newsgroup email announcing his work to port Minix.

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[-] overload@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe it's cause I'm a dad now but this really resonates with me.

He has to be aware how niche his passion is, but he does it anyway in defiance.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I hope he's gone and cut the telemetry from this car... if not, I'd say poser.

[-] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

where in jersey was this taken? i want to find this car

edit: not for sexual purposes

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

edit: not for sexual purposes

That's clever, I like it

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

If I had a car it would probably look like this

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Real Linux aficionados don't have cars; that would require leaving the basement.

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I'm using Arch btw

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

This is the only way Bill Gates can go to the grocery store unaccosted.

[-] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

I wonder what distro they use 🧐

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Probably all of them, at one time or another.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Im willing to bet that the conversation that would start if you were to ask would only lead to regret

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[-] njordomir@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't see any Arch sticker. If it was Arch, it would be the biggest sticker.

[-] HStone32@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

you either go back to windows, or turn into this guy. There is no 3rd option.

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[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is the coolest kid in New Jersey.

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago

I think, I think, this person uses Linux.

They probably use macos

[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago
[-] pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

At least one sticker would say so, so he's isn't

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

No. I am Spartacus.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don't know who it is but they seem less inclined to talk about Linux than most users

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Just tapping that linuxsy

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