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[-] pirate@programming.dev 34 points 1 year ago

Uh oh, I have a bad feeling about this..

lego-island

[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Quick! Check if the pizza delivery guy knows how to read!

[-] two_wheel2@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Why doesn’t this meme also show how they’re doing it in prisons?

[-] turddle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah and I’m wondering how they got this pic of our team’s last record-profits party

[-] keenworld@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago

False, my employer would never also get us breadsticks and dip.

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

The other day I delivered food to a prison guard I'm pretty sure it was for the inmates

[-] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Whatever these guys did to earn that, It must have been exemplary. Luxuries like this in prison are few and far between, so we know that these dudes are most likely very well behaved and agreeable.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, having a pizza party really takes the sting out of being enslaved by the prison industrial complex! 10/10 will be dehumanised again!

[-] MiddleWeigh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Wow. These guys must be on a special isolated block or kitchen workers or smth. Good for them, this probably made their day/week/month. That pizza probably felt so good.

[-] DucktorZee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They don't even do that at my workplace anymore:(

I've once had a lunch-meeting training session thing... but then learned we were expected to bring our own lunches.
I just left.
Plenty of people didn't see this as a big deal.

[-] ChatGPT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That’s way more pizza than work they would bring one box and watch everyone scramble for it in my experience.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That's not just for the three of them. That's probably what they supply for scores if not hundreds of prisoners.

[-] tisjoefoo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dudes I was with would definitely get after it, but just out of excitement mostly. It’d be gone quick, but I think only like 1 dude that I remember would’ve been a dick about it and we all would’ve been like, “chill tf out, Mark”

[-] GBond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Pizza is pizza 🤷‍♂️

[-] Boiglenoight@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Darn straight!

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Yea that'll actually work in jail tho

[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

jail would be pretty chill if they let you have a phone, i think

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, because penal slavery is a-ok if you can play candy crush in between the forced labor, the beatings and the dehumanising torture 🙄

[-] Int@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Like 99% sure I’ve seen this episode of black mirror

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like something they would and should do, yeah. Such a great show ❤️

[-] ShlorpianMafia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's an episode where all the 21+ adults live in a labor-camp type facility; the high-energy-producers ride bikes that generate electricity all day and earn points to spend on food/digital rewards/ad skips/etc. It's actually one of the best episodes IMO

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, I remember that one, now that youmention it! It's one of my favourites too!

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