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submitted 1 month ago by Bloobish@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

So apparently we are now in the find out of the fuck around part of climate change. My only question is if Florida is still going to retain it's electoral votes once it's fully submerged underwater?

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[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

that thing we relentlessly shouted and warned about and pointed to mountains of evidence of for 50+ years is finally manifesting in more destructive ways than our models could predict?

no, it is actually the democrats using cloud seeding technology to destroy a swing state a month before an election, in a bid to steal the presidency and enforce Kamalunism. theory-gary

[-] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

They found the only way to be more annoying than to just keep denying.

Admit it’s not normal, and come up with a dumb fuck explanation.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
  1. "Climate change isn't real, it's a total hoax."

  2. "Okay it's real, but it's not man-made."

  3. "Okay so it's man-made, but not by us."

  4. "Okay climate change was caused by us, so we're going to have to eradicate parts of our population to fix it."

I believe we're starting to see them move from point two to point three, though some of them are still insisting on one. When Florida is completely off the map and underwater, they'll start talking about point four.

[-] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

Massive destruction of the United States by natural disasters is the only way the global north will do something about the climate crisis.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

I think it's largely too late. When Germany is (maybe? If i read that right?) In the path of a hurricane we're facing something no one is ready for.

What I think is going to happen is that major population and industrial centers are going to be destroyed faster than they can be repaired or moved, which will create knock-on effects damaging the whole economic system. Like there will be one single vital doo-dad factory that supplies 90% of a critical doo-dad, it'll get flattened, and the doo-dad shortage will reduce the production of doohickeys by 30%, which will have it's own effects.

And meanwhile the us and gulf nations will have millions of utterly impoverished refugees fleeing from region to region ahead of storms and heat bubbles, swamping city and state resources while the feds try to find a way to means test cholera.

Many of the gulf states are already in horrible shape, and this new normal of very strong storms is going to beat them flat and send their people fleeing.

Just trying not to think much about what happens in the rest of the gulf where the economy is even worse than say mississippi. : (

It's real fucking grim.

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

We already have a fucking IV fluid shortage because of the previous hurricane and my hospital, in fucking CALIFORNIA, has begun rationing bags.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I think it's largely too late. When Germany is (maybe? If i read that right?) In the path of a hurricane we're facing something no one is ready for.

Does a post-tropical cyclone count?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago
[-] someone@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Whenever some fellow Star Trek fan talks about how "Darmok" is unrealistic because they think nuanced meaning can't be derived from a simple phrase that requires broader context to understand, I just think of these emojis and memes in general. "Homer smiling, his finger raised." "Fry, his eyes narrowed." "Picard, face in hand." Once one knows the context then they become great ways to quickly convey complex thoughts.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's really just memes Audio Description Edition. Mofos act like they didn't spend their childhood repeating Family Guy and South Park quotes to each other.

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

that scene where troi is explaining to picard except instead of a mug with brown tea in it she should have used an early 21st century internet meme and asked 'well mr archeologist thefuck does this mean'

[-] milk_thief@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

ngl I am pro-pictograms bc of this

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

God is finally punishing Florida for Desantis.

Jokes aside this is awful.

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Honestly kinda wondering if there'll be any fallout on him regarding the upcoming devastation since there's very little to no actual funded prep for hurricanes in the state and insurance companies are likely going to go insolvent form this.

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Unlikely, IMO. It's not so much that floridians can be made to believe that, actually, it's Biden's fault. It's that DeSantis' supporters will make the conscious choice to believe whatever they think is politically correct.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

more internal refugees incoming. it's so great this place doesn't just leave people to figure it out or die. oh wait.

amerikkka

All those Chuds we got from upstate New York suddenly move back there all at once. So much for "no state income tax."

Well, looks like we're getting more directly hit than what usually happens. I suppose it was only a matter of time before our luck ran out.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

meow-hug

Sorry comrade. I hope you and yours come through this okay.

It was a good run for 20 years.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

My only question is if Florida is still going to retain it's electoral votes once it's fully submerged underwater?

~~The Three-Fifths Compromise~~

The Underwater Compromise

[-] someone@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

The Three-Fifths Compromise

Is that because only three fifths of the state will not be submerged, or that each adult Floridian on average will have only three fifths of their own body above the water line?

[-] someone@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

I occasionally lurk on /r/collapse when big weather events crop up. (It's way too racist for me under other circumstances.) I just read a comment that Florida has only 27 hospitals listed as "level 1 trauma centers", the facilities most needed in these kinds of natural disasters. And guess where Tampa's only one is?

On an island barely above sea level, in Tampa Bay. There are two bridges onto that island, neither of them with any sort of wind barriers. There's an airport and some marina facilities but good luck making use of those in a hurricane.

If this were a movie I'd be laughing at the black comedy of it all.

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Feels like the "we should put our emergency response center right under the Twin Towers" level of civic planning.

[-] Bloobish@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Jesus I'm honestly wondering how many staff are even going to come to work? Like for real any nurse or doctor coming in knows they aren't going to get relief once that storm hits and likely will have to go well beyond 24hrs+ providing continual care (god help those working in the ICU or trauma bays...), at the same time if they leave they will get charged with patient abandonment possibly compromising their licenses.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

If the nurses on staff are anything like the ones in my family, they'll probably plan to show up before the rough weather really hits and ride out the storm at the hospital to do what they can to help.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

There will always be "The Villages" unless something funny happens to it.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy may be living there soon

Nah, it's too far in the interior. The bastards had the good sense to at least not build another retirement community on the coast.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Some kind of masque of the red death shit where they build higher and higher walls to keep poor and us-foreign-policy people out and then a storm fills the walls with water.

[-] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 month ago

wasn't there a metalocalypse episode about this?

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Say the line ~~Bart~~ Homer!

Strongest so far.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

glad to see the empire suffering the consequences too.

right on a very conservafascist state too. i feel for the good people in there but the schadenfreude is delicious on this one.

at least i will have that while i die a fiery hot death in my own corner of the world.

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

glad to see the empire suffering the consequences too.

If the empire were to truly suffer, this would have sneaked up on Miami when the billionaires weren't watching. Or, at a minimum, hit Orlando before it hit Tampa Bay.

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