What boggles my mind is that they apparently have evidence of crimes on their phones even now! If that detail appeared in fiction - critics would justifiably ridicule the writer for being super-lazy and super-unrealistic that every few weeks Adams crime family phones are seized. I'm being serious when I ask - will the feds or the cops be seizing yet more phones in 2025?

De Blasio: "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?" : nyc

“Hey, you all gave it your best shot, but it looks like it’s a little harder than you thought to run a candidate who won’t be a national fucking disgrace, doesn’t it?” said De Blasio, smirking as he suggested that the voting public had perhaps gotten a little too big for their britches at the prospect of electing someone who would amount to more than a constant source of embarrassment for the city at large. “But, no, really, I hope you have a goddamn blast with Eric Adams or whatever asshole you end up going with..."

The onion wrote this right after the primary, 6 months before Adams took office. Truly prescient.

adams has not resigned yet because his cop brain is kicking in and he's like 'charged with crimes, great I get an extended paid leave and keep my job'