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[-] riskable@programming.dev 58 points 1 month ago

You ask the mainstream media about this event and you get...

...

...

Crickets

[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago
[-] theangriestbird@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago

There it is. Knew there had to be one.

[-] jherazob@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Heh, subbed

[-] riskable@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago

Why would crickets end such an event? They're just crickets... They're only annoying late at night when you're trying to sleep and there's one in the house you can't find. They're not even that unsanitary.

It sounds like a lame D&D cantrip or something... "Nobody cares, Leena! I cast crickets!"

Then again, the event itself was vastly more lame and deserves crickets... And a pack of hungry anoles released at the same time ๐Ÿ‘

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

6,000 crickets released directly in the audience. (I hope from multiple points.) This is glorious. ๐Ÿ˜

Maybe you don't mind if a cricket jumps on you. I'd shudder and shake it off, demonstrating my lack of courage and dexterity. A lot of people will scream, jump around, or run.

Picture these assholes attending their favorite panel at TransphobiaCon. A cricket jumps on someone, she brushes it away in disgust. Another just feels something caught in her hair. She bats at it, looks into it's beady, insectoid eyes and screams. More screams. The Transphobe in Charge can't hold the audience's attention.

There is some sort of insect infestation. Are they harmful? They don't know. But they have to cancel their homophobia speech because nobody wants to sit in a room with thousands of crickets.

This is straight out of an 80's movie and I am here for it!

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

You had me at TransphobiaCon. Love it!

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago
[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago
[-] DaGeek247@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

"Not sure if loved transphobiacon for the funny name or if love transphobiacon for the transphobia"

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Aye, that's the one.

It's just worded very silly.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 month ago

Why would crickets end such an event?

Because anything that's slightly inconvenient to these people, or apparently anything that is contrary to their prejudices, is intolerable.

[-] megopie@beehaw.org 25 points 1 month ago
[-] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

Let my people go!

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago

Wait, these are trans exclusionary radical homosexual and bisexuals? Weird.

[-] t3rmit3@beehaw.org 14 points 1 month ago
[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Abusing animals isn't good activism.

[-] t3rmit3@beehaw.org 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're transphobes, they barely qualify ^/s^

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I agree with you, but crickets are not animals, literally. Abusing insects isnt good activism*

[-] Whom@beehaw.org 16 points 1 month ago

Domain: Eukaryota

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Class: Insecta

Order: Orthoptera

Suborder: Ensifera

Infraorder: Gryllidea

Superfamily: Grylloidea

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Perhaps colloquially (or even culinarilly) speaking, in your part of the world, insects are not considered animals. But biologically, they are, as are all arthropods.

[-] Workerbee@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago
[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Too many crickets

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